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thecrimsonfiend
05 January 2010 @ 02:27 am

Alright, I was not going to do this, but I feel the need to clear up a few rumors (really just one in particular) that my beloved female best friend has been spreading concerning myself and my male best friend.  Notice how I left off the beloved in that last sentance? 

That's because I am not in love with Alex.

I don't blame anyone for thinking that we're gay together, because we're insanely close and we're both incredulously good looking.  We've lived together for over a year now, and Thor knows we make some crud and intimate jokes.  The man is my soul mate, in a rugid, manly non-cowboy sort of way.  However, just because we spend all of our time together, can win that "couples" boardgame for engaged persons over all of our married friends, and have at one time shared a sleeping bag, this does not mean that we are lovers/sleeping together/in denial/ecetera ecetera ecetera. 

Now, okay, "Thou dost protest too much" right?  No, no, no, Thou protests just the right amount.  Alex and I will be the first to admit that there is a startling amount of evidence pointing in that incriminating direction, and if we were characters in any of PunkPinkPower's fanfictions we'd be nearing the point of declaring our undying love for one another anytime now.  And I really, really hate to disapoint so freaking many of my friends, but it just ain't gonna happen.  That's right, I just used a southern contraction; clearly I mean business. 

I just feel that this needs to be put to a stop, especially since my adoring girlfriend is sound asleep on the bed behind me.  I'm not sure this is going to help my case, but it is kind of funny that Allison also thought Alex and I were together when she first met us.  ^That^ was an awkward conversation. 

Alright, I feel better.  I have defended my (good? Questionable) name.  Now, I'm off to get me some nooki.  <Eyebrow Wiggle>
 


 
 
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thecrimsonfiend
04 January 2010 @ 01:45 am
Also, I'm amazed how many of you wanted me to have cocoa.  Cocoa it is! 
 
 
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thecrimsonfiend
04 January 2010 @ 01:36 am
Well that was Fun.  I think I almost killed PunkPinkPower, but it was all for the good of the cause.  And hey, now I have a Livejournal to NEVER USE.  Cept for making annoying comments on every single one of PunkPinkPower's posts. 

See, when you create a monster, it tends to come after *you*. 

Go read Frankenstein. 
 
 
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thecrimsonfiend
04 January 2010 @ 12:46 am
Alright, Eric. You want to fight dirty?  Let's do this. 
 
 
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